1、Elder sister never copied, but didn't say don't copy.
2、Lao tze not hit you, you don't know my coursework in both.
3、晚上想想千条路，早上起来走原路。
4、人和猪的区别就是：猪一直是猪，而人有时却不是人！
5、有一种爱叫放手，手放开后，请你快走。
6、You still let me kneel washboard, kneeling electric heater is in can't stand it.
7、吃什么鱿鱼丝、墨鱼丝的，给我上点美人鱼丝。
8、God said, let there be light, I said I'm against, so there are the darkness in the world.
9、如果我死了，我的第一句话是：终于不用怕鬼了。
10、Don't open the gifts of ribbons, initial expectations, corruption in the end.
11、天上不会掉馅饼，因为我们不相信。
12、Burn incense and may not necessarily be a monk, but also may be a panda!
13、If the reply is a virtue, then I would have become a saint.
14、There is a love called to let go, let go, you go quickly.
15、如果这都不算爱，那我宁愿卖白菜。
16、Say good night to go to bed, often half an hour later was still show off in an ostentatious manner.
17、Throw a coin, positive is to get to the Internet, the other is sleep, stand up and go to write my homework.
18、Don't despise me, give you a number, first in line, to you again.
19、Would you like this, the age, has been below the issue price.
20、Every time to cram, always give me a foot.
21、At the beginning I have a crush on you, because I have been thinking, shaking my head now dried up.
22、Failure is the success of her stepmother, saw the child old failure is not to help her!
23、I like of the person, all in the hard disk.
24、As a version, eating doesn't mean I'm hungry, just because the mouth to be lonely.
25、Don't dawdle, be careful days give you mixed up.
26、种草不让人去躺，不如改种仙人掌！
27、你就是我心中的那首忐忑，总是让我惊心动魄。
28、穷耐克，富阿迪，流氓一身阿玛尼。
29、喝白酒一斤，我绝对没感觉，因为喝半斤就已经喝死了。
30、泼出去的水，老子连盆子都不要了。
31、瞧你这长相，不用化妆就能去演**片了。
32、人家有的是背景，而我有的只是背影。
33、Love is like a fart, the beginning of the high-profile, low-key.
34、Smoking, it is a kind of living art; Looking for smoke, is a kind of attitude to life.
35、别打开礼物的缎带，最初充满期待，最后都******。
36、People don't clever, also learn bald!
37、众里寻他千百度，没病你就走两步。
38、If I die, I was the first thing: finally need not afraid of ghosts.
39、哪里跌倒，哪里爬起。老是在那里跌倒，我怀疑那里有个坑！
40、走自己的路，让别人打车去吧！
41、Since the lunatic, my spirits revived.
43、人人都说我丑，其实我只是美得不明显。
44、Photography is to take the timing, deliberately never good.
45、I am very sleepy, no moral standards, teachers need to be careful.
46、作为一个吃货，吃东西并不代表我饿了，只是因为嘴巴寂寞了。
47、没用的东西，再便宜也不买；不爱的人，再寂寞也不依赖。
48、失败是成功她后妈，看见孩子老失败也不帮她！
49、就你这个样子，这个年龄，已经跌破发行价了。
50、老子不打你，你就不知道我文武双全。
51、Stupid and not dumb, should see you will be.
52、Don't mess with me, otherwise I'll let you die very have rhythm.
53、每次临时抱佛脚的时候，佛总是给我一脚。
54、I see road, why don't we go to take a taxi.
55、What to eat squid, cuttlefish silk, give me some mermaid silk.
56、别再逼我，再逼，我就在地上划个圈圈咒诅你被丑女强吻！
57、Don't push me, then, I will draw a circle in the ground curse you be ugly strong lips!!!
58、爱情就像个响屁，高调的开始，低调的结束。
59、照相是要抢时机的，刻意的永远不会好。
60、我喜欢的人，都在硬盘里。
61、I want to be a download software, called their ears. Because they go their ears.
62、人家减肥减腰减**，为什么你非要从脑细胞开始。
63、The strength of a man, is your pocket renminbi.
64、您复杂的五官，掩饰不了您朴素的智商。
65、我只为人民币服务，谢谢。
66、黑夜给了我一双黑色的眼睛，可我却用它来翻白眼。
67、雷锋做了好事不留名，但是每一件事情都记到日记里面。
68、As soon as the morning wake up, there is a take a nap.
69、I say that the strong man, you are in my wound top sa salt, don't try recorded.
70、姐从来不抄袭，但没说不复制。
71、人又不聪明，还学人家秃顶！
72、Where fall, climb up. Fall is always there, and I doubt there is a hole!
73、我说这位壮士，你在我伤口上撒完盐，就别再尝尝咸淡了吧。
74、路漫漫其修远兮，不如我们去打的。
75、我特别困的时候，道德标准也没有醒，老师们要小心了。
76、White and black: during the day on a person, not sleepy; Night on another person, sleep soundly.
77、Think about it than will pay salary, calculate, don't want to live.
78、The somebody else of waist and buttock reduction to reduce weight, why you have to start from the brain cells.
79、Walk yourself's road, let others take a taxi.
80、You are in my heart the first disturbing, always let me pretty impressive.
81、You don't see I look like don't mind, actually I'm not happy.
82、I will be a little, but I don't lack; My temper is very good, but not without!
83、上帝说要有光，我说我反对，于是，世界上有了黑暗。
84、The night gave me black eyes, but I use it to.
85、Night think about one thousand road, go up in the morning.
86、说了晚安去睡的人、往往半小时以后还在得瑟。
87、Drink white wine a catty, I absolutely no feeling, because have to drink half a catty died.
88、自从得了精神病，我的精神就好多了！
89、男人的实力，就是你兜里的人民币。
90、扔硬币，正面就去上网，反面就是睡觉，立起来就去写作业。
91、Head decision-making, clap breast, suckers.
92、再丑的人也能结婚、再美的人也有单身。
93、如果回帖是一种美德，那我早就成为圣人了。
94、See you this appearance, you don't have to makeup for horror films.
95、Speak out your home address, I want to change it to a public toilet.
96、当初我看上你，因为我脑子进水了，现在我脑子抖干了。
97、别惹我，否则我会让你死得很有节奏感。
98、Lei feng to do good is not named, but every thing into the diary.
99、No woman, I to flirt man for fun.
100、抽，是一种生活艺术；找抽，是一种生活态度。
101、白加黑：白天踩一人，不瞌睡；晚上再踩一人，睡得香。
102、If this is not love, then I would rather sell cabbage.
103、我是你的风筝，线在你手上，可陪伴我的只有风。
104、Life is like toilet paper, nothing, as far as possible pull!
105、Everyone said I ugly, in fact, I'm just beauty is not obvious.
106、And the pig difference is that: the pig is always pigs, and sometimes but not people!
107、把你家的地址说出来，我要把它改成公共厕所。
108、I am your kite, line in your hand, can accompany me only wind.
109、拍脑袋决策，拍胸脯保证，拍**走人。
110、你太矮了！借你望远镜吧，再看清楚点，我不帅吗？
111、没有女人的日子里，我以调戏男人为乐。
112、You complex facial features, not hide the simple IQ. You
113、Pour out the water, Lao tze even basin all don't.
114、Poor Nike, adi rich, rogue armani.
115、人生就像卫生纸，没事的时候，尽量少扯！
116、不想叛师的徒弟，都是不成才的徒弟。
117、岁月不饶人，首先饶不了女人；机会不等人，首先等不了男人。
118、您别看我长得像没头脑，其实我是不高兴。
119、Sleep is an art, no one can stop my pursuit of artistic footsteps!
120、睡眠是一门艺术，谁也无法阻挡我追求艺术的脚步！
121、Don't want to be rebellious pision apprentice, apprentice is not to become a useful person.
122、你还是让我跪搓板吧，跪电暖气是在受不了啊。
123、竟然有人我涂了蓝眼影，那简直是在侮辱我得黑眼圈！
124、The others have their background, while the back there is only me.
125、早上刚一起床，就有一股睡午觉的冲动。
126、千万别混日子，当心日子把你给混了。
127、我要做个下载软件，名字叫掩耳。因为迅雷不及掩耳。
128、烧香的不一定是和尚，还可能是熊猫！
129、Heaven will fall pie, because we don't believe it.
130、Ugly man can marry again, again beautiful people also have a single.
131、Grass don't let a person to lie, it is better to switch to a cactus!
132、从天堂到地狱，哥只是路过人间。
133、I just for the service, thank you.
134、You are too short! Borrow your telescope, see clear point again, I'm not handsome?
135、Someone I painted the blue eye shadow, that are an insult to my black rim of the eye!
136、From heaven to hell, elder brother just passing by.
137、Time and tide wait for no man, the first rao not woman; Opportunity and tide wait for no man, first of all, wait for no man.
138、将薪比薪想一下，算了，不想活了。
139、He found thousands of baidu, you take two steps have no disease.
140、先别鄙视我，给你个号码牌，先排队，到你的时候再鄙视。
141、傻与不傻，要看你会不会装傻。
142、Cheap if not to buy useless things,; Don't love the people, again lonely also don't rely on.