1、与其逃避现实不如笑对人生。
2、The last straw, to endure again.
3、Play calculation, you are not my opponent!
4、哗众，可以取宠，也可以失宠。
5、I don't believe it, I only believe his hands to play.
6、Please allow me to have left us in the river's lake.
7、没经历过，才笑别人的疤。
8、姐属于国有财产，绝不贱卖。
9、生活就是生出来，活下去。
10、Love at first sight, and failure again, three and exhaust.
11、Let the future arrival, let the past pass.
12、我不信命，我只信双手去打。
13、必修课选逃，选修课必逃。
14、They don't work hard. Eldest brother do homework.
15、上班的心情比上坟还要沉重。
16、Time has changed us, said goodbye to the simple.
17、Two heads are better than, smelly dead zhuge liang.
18、Social road difficult to walk, someone has a dog.
19、Power make classics, is no accident.
20、别说我变了，全都拜你所赐。
21、Meet, not hate late, early is hate.
22、只想优雅转身，不料华丽撞墙！
23、蹲在厕所里，想着500万。
24、我的世界，我一个人懂就好。
25、就不要放弃，放弃就不要反悔。
26、Brother if le, burn a brother elder sister, please.
27、If just like, why hyperbole into love.
28、我不恨你，但我恨我爱你。
29、Marry and have children, to oneself is a fool.
30、年少太轻狂，尼姑也疯狂。
31、Flower is red, the person is different from the dog.
32、I just for the service, thank you.
33、Want to bite you, it's a pity that I am a hui people.
34、我赢了所有人，却输掉了你。
35、眼泪流过会不会变成彩虹。
36、没有行李，我一个人旅游。
37、Just want to elegant turned, and ornate wall!
38、You roll to me, on the roll.
39、At that time the impulse, of the children of the crisis.
40、少时瞎透，老了咳嗽。
41、I don't hate you, but I hate I love you.
42、时间改变了我们，告别了单纯。
43、花有百样红，人与狗不同。
44、我要给你幸福，谁都拦不住！
45、Life is born, live.
46、若只是喜欢，何必夸张成爱。
47、名花虽有主、我来松松土。
48、相逢，不是恨晚，便是恨早。
49、Publicity, can to the gallery, also can be in the doghouse.
50、You stand on that don't move, I ran past!
51、Rather than escape from reality smile to the life.
52、做气质男人，泡品味娘们。
53、哥如果挂勒、请给哥烧个姐。
54、我很丑可是我有音乐和啤酒。
55、Strong again, the za is a woman.
56、再坚强，咱也是女人。
57、我和脂肪作斗争，差点没牺牲。
58、少壮不努力。老大写作业。
59、As long as there is confidence, people will never foil.
60、I win all, but I lost you.
61、Wish into large outstanding students, liberal arts all not afraid.
62、Don't say I changed, all thanks to you.
63、Compulsory courses to choose escape, elective course will run.
64、Our aim is: service for RMB.
65、Trying to find their own path.
66、你站在那别动，我飞奔过去！
67、Famous flowers are the main, I come loose earth.
68、社会路难走，有人也有狗。
69、看透别说透、继续做朋友。
70、Are you sanlu drink many?
71、Surely embrace, chaos of the heartbeat.
72、I'm very ugly but I have music and beer.
73、Too rational, it's not called the youth.
74、我只为人民币服务，谢谢。
75、Don't be infatuated with elder sister, your brother-in-law is a little wild!
76、不要迷恋姐，你姐夫有点野！
77、Don't be obsessed with sister, brother sister afraid of crime!
78、让未来到来，让过去过去。
79、My passion is limited, you grasp the good time.
80、Humanism is a person, need not deliberately to life.
81、后悔就别做、做了就别后悔。
82、没有你，俺活得比任何人都好。
83、Sorry don't do, don't regret it.
84、A bird in the cage, hate guan yu zhang fei.
85、太理智的，那不叫青春。
86、Who is the husband? All his mama of temporary workers!
87、我们的宗旨是：为人民币服务。
88、Elder sister are state-owned property, not for sale.
89、鸟在笼中，恨关羽不能张飞。
90、不要迷恋妹，妹怕哥犯罪！
91、结婚生子，注定自己是傻子。
92、你过来一下子，我怀念一辈子。
93、Life is difficult to walk. Friends don't pay the dog!
94、玩心计，你不是我的对手！
95、Will tears flow into a rainbow.
96、You come all of a sudden, I miss a lifetime.
97、努力寻找属于自己的道路。
98、Do men temperament, taste bitch.
99、想咬你一口，可惜我是回民。
100、一见钟情，再而衰，三而竭。
101、Your smile, warm the whole winter.
102、请允许我把我们相忘于江湖。
103、If you run on in this life I company with wine.
104、你给我滚，马不停蹄的滚。
105、Not experienced, to laugh at others scar.
106、散场的拥抱，混乱的心跳。
107、Don't give up, give up, do not have to go back on our word.
108、实力造就经典，者绝非偶然。
109、From the concentric, sorrow to die.
110、你的微笑，温暖了整个冬季。
111、Baidu search less than you, so we have to sogou!
112、Young too frivolous, nun also crazy.
113、跟我拽，你先去买副棺材吧！
115、See through don't say, continue to be friends.
116、Tired to sleep, wake up just smile.
117、Go to work than a grave heavy heart.
118、Want to let me down, that you kneel down!
119、With me, you go to buy a coffin!
120、丈夫非无泪，不洒离别间。
121、When she was blind and old cough.
122、只要有信心，人永远不会挫败。
123、Unreasonable, will figure.
124、百度搜不到你，只好进搜狗！
125、同心而离居，忧伤以终老。
126、Husband not no more tears, no separation between.
127、累了就睡觉，醒了就微笑。
128、愿成大成绩优异的学生，文理全不怕。
129、无理取闹，必有所图。
130、一时的冲动，子孙的危机。
131、你若撒野今生我把酒奉陪。
132、人生路难走。交友别交狗！
133、谁是谁老公？都***临时工！
134、Squatting in the toilet, thinking about 5 million.
135、Without you, I live better than anyone else.
136、人本是人，不必刻意去做人。
137、想让我低头，那你跪下吧！
138、I will give you happiness, no one stop!
139、No luggage, I a person to travel.
140、三个臭皮匠，臭死诸葛亮。
141、忍无可忍，就重新再忍。
142、你是不是三鹿喝多了？
143、我热情有限，你把握好时间。
144、I struggle with fat, almost no sacrifice.